According to the web black and white girls are using Facebook differently. A list entitled “15 Things Black Girls Do on Facebook” has gone viral and there are certainly some things on the list that can be considered more than valid. The list is priceless in my opinion. I could name 10 girls for each item. Check out the list below and let me know if you are guilty?
15 Things Black Girls Love to Do on Facebook:
1. Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington….
2. Complain about their enemies without actually naming the person, knowing that the offender will read the status:
“It’s sad how some people are SO PETTY and can’t mind their OWN BUSINESS. I’m gonna pra…y for them because they need Jesus.”
3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes.
“Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”
4. Use their Facebook status updates to yell at the stars of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives and Love & Hip Hop. (You know NeNe can’t “hear” you, right?)
5. Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)
6. To show off their new hairstyle, they take a picture in front of the bathroom mirror, with the door frame and toilet in the shot. 
7. Stalk ex boyfriends. This is called “watching your back.”
8. Stalk current boyfriends. This is called “research.”
9. Declare there are no good men left anywhere on the planet Earth.
10. Pretend to be in relationships with celebrities. “Did you see my husband Kobe out there?” “About to watch my boo Idris in this new movie…”
11. Ask for help with such life-changing decisions as “Should I cook Oodles of Noodles or Hamburger Helper for dinner?”
12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.
13. Providing play-by-play for every menial task on their to-do list: “Today I have to go to the bank, then go do this laundry, and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”
14. Announce they need a “new start” and therefore will be deleting dozens of Facebook friends.
15. Complain that they don’t understand “that Twitter thing” and will never EVER use it.
Spotted here but created by Javacia Harris Bowser over at GeorgiaMae.com — Good stuff!
Hahahaahahhahahahahahahaha!!!! Soooooooo true Donna!! Hilarious!
OKAY!!! I laughed out loud a few times!!! A mess!
hahahah this is to funny… I be tearing # 10 up.. me and my Boo Thang Terrell
That was too funny! lmbo!
LMAO! this is so true, I am guilty of #4, lol.
LOL. okay!! When I read it I laughed immediately thinking of myself and everyone who was guilty!!! Pretty good list.
12a. Post up sad, break up songs and still won’t say what the problem is although you don’t have to ask LOL
16. Finally find a boyfriend then feel like they can give love advice
LMAO bcuz I have seen ALL but 3 of those posts Today ALONE!!! And I am guilty of the “BIG CHOP” and Natural Hair Journey!
Yes, some of them are trueee!
Great post…..what annoys me
16. Friends just watching/lurking and never speak;
17. Friends complaining like little 15 yr old girls with love crushes everyday and sad love songs all day.
18. Friends-a-poking & a creep who won’t stop in boxing
No. 14 is something I can’t stand. This was hilarious!
These things are so true,I guess we all are guilty of sum of them.lol,but i try to stay positive!!!!!!
Amen… those are great addition.
Ignorance!!!! It may happen, not on my page!! I do not do any of those, so, hmm, who exactly did this research and published it as facts. It certainly doesn’t represent even a small percentage of the minority/black women I know that have profiles on this site.
# 13 is absolutely hilarious. …………and no I don’t do that….but I know so many that do……..lol
So what do WHITE girls do on Facebook? I’d love to read that one.
What does…. “Big Chop” mean??
White girls are just as guilty as ALL of the above, except maybe the big chop thing which I totally didn’t get.
Except it’s not basketball wives, it’s Jersey Shore or the Kardashians, and the bathroom mirror shot is usually showing off their eye make up, the to do list usually comprises homework and drinking, comments made for sympathy are usually ‘life sucks, why did this have to happen’ without explaining, they are usually in relationships with other girls because there are no decent men out there and instead of quoting the bible it’s always Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn. And the stalking of guys is obsessive. I stalk one night stands that never even gave me their full name.
Funny and true! Love it
Yeah, things that Black girls do on Facebook, that Black women don’t do there. Exactly.
Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis??? lol…
Change their relationship status from married to single vise versa more than 2 times in a year
I love it. It’s so true and hilarious. I’m sure I posted a few bible verses.
I LOVE THIS!
I think think #16 is that darn “Relationship” button. So and so went from “Single” to “in A Relationship”…
But just last week their status said “In a relationship But it’s Complicated”…
This changes every other week!
Debbie, the “Big Chop” is when girls cut off all of their hair to become natural.
this must have been written by a racist!!!!
LOL THIS IS FUNNY NOW FINNISH WATCHIN US BGR
Oh eM Gee… I’m over here dyin laughing!! Been guilty of a few of these myself LOL. This is hilarious!! Thanks for posting =)
HI-LARIOUS! Simone here is the list of what white girls do, lol!
http://25pillsaday.wordpress.com/2011/12/04/15-things-white-girls-love-to-do-on-facebook/
I do see a lot this to be true, although the only one I do myself is quote some bible verses time to time. I still don’t understand the stalking boyfriend thing, I’ve never really known any grown women to do that on facebook. And noodles or hamburger helper, I couldn’t help but to laugh at that stereotype, is that what they think we always eat…I bet a black man wrote this lol
Good article! Funny, on point & true!
Well I’m guilt on about 5. The rest r just too much to give a shiiot about. Bt goood stuff ladeez!
Soooooo sooooo true and loved every word. #10 My ex-husband Jamie Foxx (we’re still on good terms since the new baby) and I chuckled at that one. LOLOLOL
So where is the white girl list?
Not a racist, a realist. And it’s very true that girls do this. I can admit I’ve quoted some scriptures. And stalked a few boyfriends lol
Too funny
LMAO…. Black Girls Still Rock!! Oh and I think I’m going natural!
this is hilarious.i have alot of girlfriends who r guilty of these.some people need to lighten up and not take some things so serious.
Yeeeeeahhhh…..I don’t do ANY of these things and neither do my friends…. #yikes (yeah, I use twitter, too.) You should probably rename this article to “Things some girls do on facebook; and some of them are black, and some of them are not” Poor “journalism” at its finest…
Man I wish I could have been the person that put this together, I mean it’s a dam shame… real talk why is it that these young & old ladies try so hard to validate the stuff they doing as quoted in this artical? Yes I know at least 5 ladies for each of the 15 points you do the math !!! It makes me question what is the social network REALLLY here for ?
no E M H it was written by a REALIST…thats why so many ppl are fessin up
WOW. I’m definitely guilty of #2,#3 & #15 LOL. Thank goodness I only do 3 of the things on this list… I know a handful of people who do ALL the things on this list.. so sad… I absolutely DESPISE #1 & #13, WHOO Lord, those two work my nerves to no end!
Mostly Everyone on fb is guilty of this. black girl….The title should say, 15 things, that people with no life do on fb….
What is Big Chop?
I have seen and heard it all.
LOL!!! All of these are so hilarious and so true indeed! I can honestly say I didn’t find myself in either of these as they all annoy me so much, I stay clear of them. I hope #1. goes away as fast as sagging—LOL!!
I POST WHAT I WANT ON FB AND ANY PLACE ELSE I CHOOSE. I FEEL UR MINDING BUSINESS THAT DONT CONCERN U. IF IM PAYING FOR THE INTERNET TO USE FB, TWITTER, WHATEVA, AND POST WHATEVA, SO! ITS A FREE COUNTRY. IF THIS BOTHERS ANYONE, TUFF!
Hey some do those things I know I have at least said I would delete some people.
Ok, this is sooo true… How does this make us different from the white chicks? Let’s see the things they post!!!
Haha this was funny even though I don’t do any of this…and I had to ask my roommate what Big Chop was *goes and hides in a corner because she’s ashamed of being black and not knowing what that was*